I AM ME
I am me. Do you know who me is? OF course you don't! Because me is the ghost of Christmas Past, and I am the ghost of Evil Easter. Even though it is not that evil.
I will not tell you my secret identity, but let's just say that i am Waldo, Vinny, or Vitamin Water. That should be enough for you.
You are now beets. I am cabbage. Bow down to me, because i am purplish and you are green! I want to see that forehead touching the ground, or i will have Mr. Bannanna come in and peel you!!!
Mr. Bannanna is my executioner. If you step one step closer, Mr. Bannanna will peel you, WITH A CHAINSAW! AHA! YOU JUST STEPPED! TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!!!!!!
My doggie's name is Casey. He is 2 years old, and he is a poodle mix with some lasa apaso and bishon freise.